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Loser
Loser
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I was a monkey
Butane in my veins
And I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs,
Spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights
And put it in neutral
Stock car flaming with a loser
And the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches,
Sleep on the love seat
Someone keeps saying
I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding
And a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation
And a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face
With some mace in the dark
Saving all your food stamps
And burning down the trailer park
Size Chart
Size Chart
Product details
Product details
White 100% Cotton
Heather Grey 100% Cotton
Black 100% Cotton
180 gsm
Crew neck
Shipping
Shipping
All products are printed to order so please allow 5 working days for dispatch. If you have an urgent request just let us know and we'll try to get the product out in one day and can offer free local delivery (within 5 miles of CV31)
If ordering on a weekend or bank holiday your item(s) will be dispatched the next working day.
We will dispatch your order via ROYAL MAIL 24 which usually takes 1-2 working, days except for busy periods.Please note this is not a guaranteed delivery service and subject to Royal Mail delays. If your order is time sensitive please consider upgrading your delivery.
We also offer ROYAL MAIL 24 TRACKED, ROYAL MAIL NEXT DAY DELIVER (if ordered before 2pm) and ROYAL MAIL SATURDAY DELIVERY (if ordered before 1pm Friday) which you can choose at checkout.
Please note express deliveries are only available for 2 items in total, if you wish to order more than 2 items with express delivery option please contact us for a price.
Returns
Returns
If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase, you can return the product and get a full refund.
You can return a product for up to 30 days from the date you purchased it.
Any product you return must be in the same condition you received it and in the original packaging.
The cost of returning item is buyers responsibility.
Personalised items can not be returned but saying that we will do our best to resolve any issues.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
We recommend that you wash all of your garments in cold water or 30 degree water.
Avoid using tumble dryer.
Do not iron the print.
Do not use bleech.
